January 2012
7 posts
to do list for today:
-hack up phlegm
-pretend i’m a comedy sketch writer for my own creepy SNL inside my head
-sew elbow patches on a sweater
-read a children’s book in spanish
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it has come to my attention:
everyone in my family should be required to read a tutorial or at least be mildly concerned on how to behave in a social situation, and deal with things in a healthy manner, oh and also on how to be happy. (says the girl who decides to write this in her blog after wallowing around). also, this should probably extend to everyone in the world who doesn’t have bigger issues like starvation or...
December 2011
10 posts
there's a god
http://pitchfork.com/news/44951-r-kelly-has-written-32-new-chapters-of-trapped-in-the-closet/
r.kelly has finally continued with his masterpiece
November 2011
14 posts
Los Llanos - weekend from hell
me: the main draw was going anaconda hunting and we didn’t even go
mom: like in spiders?
me: …snakes, mom
mom: i hope the bats didn’t touch you at all, lauren!
Venezuelan advertising
a man with loud speakers attached to his car keeps circling my block and screaming. while I respect his valid effort to advertise for his business, I would love to share the wealth. move on to another block, yo.
signed,
concerned citizen
October 2011
22 posts
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what.. you mean i need to actually do homework? and i have to publicly speak in spanish about a topic i am not informed on? finish it by tomorrow night? oh wait, i think that episode of seinfeld is finally done streaming. yeah. i haven’t seen this episode twice yet.
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