just wanna be her

gabedelahaye:

On being scheduled to be on one of the planes that crashed into the World Trade Center on 9/11:
“If I was on that plane with my kids, it wouldn’t have went down like it did. There would have been a lot of blood in that first-class cabin and then me saying, ‘OK, we’re going to land somewhere safely, don’t worry.’”

IMDB should remove everything from Mark Wahlberg’s profile and replace it with this quote.

whyyyyyyyy

marlboro reds all day

-hack up phlegm 

-pretend i’m a comedy sketch writer for my own creepy SNL inside my head

-sew elbow patches on a sweater

-read a children’s book in spanish

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everyone in my family should be required to read a tutorial or at least be mildly concerned on how to behave in a social situation, and deal with things in a healthy manner, oh and also on how to be happy.  (says the girl who decides to write this in her blog after wallowing around).  also, this should probably extend to everyone in the world who doesn’t have bigger issues like starvation or warfare to worry about.

………i don’t understand what’s GOING ON

kendralynora:

Uncle Buck

farmolio:

“A lot of people hate this hat.  It angers a lot of people, just the sight of it.”